January 2012
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l.w.a.g.s.c.a.a.g.w.c.,r.
Dear Ladies Wearing a Giant Strawberry Costume and a Giant Watermelon Costume, Respectively, You probably think I was looking at you judgmentally because you were wearing fruit costumes. AU CONTRAIRE. I was disdainful because that is an unlikely salad pairing. Make a little effort next time, Cirocco
Jan 5th
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k.d.
Dear Kevin Depew, I refuse your suicide or God ultimatum. Won’t adhere to your manichean modality, Cirocco
Jan 4th
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"k.o."
Dear “Kelly O’Donnell”, You knew I was on to you because you saw me looking at the name tag you’d left on. But when you made a call UNDERGROUND and ON THE SUBWAY I knew you were a spy. Dasvidaniya, Cirocco
Jan 3rd
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g.s.n.t.m.o.t.t.
Dear Guy Sitting Next to Me On The Train, I always move over and usurp the corner seat when someone leaves it because it’s the best seat. I always feel guilty you think it’s you. Sometimes it is, Cirocco
Jan 2nd
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